Give your son a small loan of 1 million dollars
I don’t need a significant other just a significant income
he didn’t have to come for her wig like this
The Ivysaur literally said its own name before she said a word so the little kid had every right to tear the bitch apart
a conversation I saw at Taco Bell
- young son crying: I wish I had a burrito
- the mom pointing at the kid's burrito: son that is a burrito
“live fast, die young. bad girls do it well” I sing as I organize my sock drawer before going to bed at 9:30pm on a Friday night
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